seniors aging gracefully

getting old sucks

first you need to have at least annual check up which can be a hassle in that you have to schedule a date at least 1 or 2 years in advance

you have to keep all your medical records dating back to birth least you missed a shot for Ebola

and don’t neglect a check up with the audiologist as your are definitely experiencing hearing loss

then there is the optamologist as you may be getting signs of glioma and you have been seeing thinks lately like aliens who may be coming to get you and those floaters that think your eye is a body of water

a neurologist as you want to address any possible dementia that may be occurring

and don’t forget the ass doc as you do not want polyps in that area

i got a new primary care doc who seemed to cover all the basis, she even asked me about my pooping

didn’t know what to say except shit happens

and do not neglect the back doc as you are definitely having lower back pain

hopefully your insurance covers all this

ops i forget the dermatologist as you spent way too many summers tanning at the Jersy shore

and don’t neglect the shrink, my profession, as we need the money and there are demons from your past you are struggling with

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